Toad's Castle : New Game: Chapter One

New Game: Chapter One

By Jeff

It is a normal day at the Mario Bros. House & believe me, what's happening is NOT going to be very pretty.

Luigi: (doing the laundry) Mario! Get off your fat lazy butt & do some work around here!

Mario: (eating & watching TV) but, Luigi, you, uh, know that being a hero is hard work.

Luigi: (loading the washer with dirty clothes) you haven't done any REAL hero work since we took a trip to Yoshi's Island!

Mario: (with his mouth half-full) but what about Peach's castle & Isle Delfino?

Luigi: (moving to the kitchen to load the dishwasher) that wasn't hero work! You did Peach's castle because you got a cake. And on Isle Delfino F.L.U.D.D. did most of the work. Geez, I wonder why I rescued you from that mansion in the first place!

Mario: F.L.U.D.D. didn't do most of the work! (chunks of food are flying out of his mouth as he speaks)

Luigi: Yeah, right. (turns on dishwasher)

Mario: Good, now to watch some more TV.

Luigi: (turns off the TV) Mario! Yoshi & Peach will be here in half an hour & the house needs to be clean & YOU need to help!

Mario: but...

Luigi: but THIS!

(Luigi throws some clothes at Mario)

Luigi: Help me fold, darn it!

See? I told you that this is not pretty, & things are about to get worse, so unless you have experienced a hatred for Mario & you really are interested in Mario being a jerk, Why did you even click on this fanfic to begin with? So, Yoshi & Peach walk into the house, & things get out of control.

Peach: OH MY! WHAT A MESS!

Yoshi: What's going on here?

Mario: (scarfing down a Pop-Tart) I told Luigi that he needed to clean the house yesterday, but he just “needed” to take a nap. 1 hour of sleep every night should be enough for you, Luigi!

Luigi: What? I barely get any sleep at all because I CONSTANTLY DO ALL THE CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE YOU SLACK OFF OR SOMETHING!

Mario: (talking to Peach) did you bring a cake for me?

Peach: MARIO! You need to diet, or I'll go and marry Bowser.

Mario: (still chewing the Pop-Tart) Okay, Instead of drinking 12 sodas a day, I'll drink 24 DIET sodas a day!

Luigi: MARIO! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR THAT?!?!?!??!?!

Mario: Uh, get a job.

Yoshi: Luigi already has a job. It doesn't pay enough to support your food, Mario.

Peach: Yeah, Luigi has to bunk at Yoshi's house some nights just to EAT because he's usually STARVING when he visits!

Luigi: Yeah, I can also get FOUR hours of sleep when I visit Yoshi.

Mario: (in a mean snobby voice) Pfffft, you and Yoshi have always slacked off, and you always will.

Luigi: I HAVE NEVER SLACKED OFF, DURING ANY OF YOUR ADVENTURES & I TOOK THE TIME TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT &^!%#&!@$# MANSION!

Peach: Luigi has a point, you know.

Yoshi: WHAT?!?!?!

Now this WW3 went on until the end of the night. And I want to get on with the story, so I'll skip to later that night.

Luigi: I have called this meeting to order!

Peach & Yoshi: Hear, Hear!

Luigi: Mario is really being a…

Peach & Yoshi: We know.

Luigi: I can't believe it! Back when Mario was actually heroic, (he was a lot skinnier back then too) I did half the work & Mario did the other half. Now Mario denies that I EVER helped him, and to make matters worse, he goes off by himself to defeat Bowser (how does he do it with all that weight he's put on?) so he is hailed as a hero by all of the Toads while I'm seen as just Mario's CHORE BOY!!!!!!

Peach: I know how you feel.

Yoshi: I have to carry his $^$#&%^*$%$%&@%$#$%#*%#$%&#%#%^#%^#*%^#
All the time! Because I have done most of the work for him! I may not have minded years ago, when I wasn't used to being a hero, BUT I JUST WANT SOME CREDIT! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!?!?!?!?!!!? OH!!!!!!!!!! &(^*$%&@%$&*@#! &(@%^#%*^#! %^#^%*#%*#%! $%@*%^(#^!%$*#%^*^#*&^#^#*(^%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peach: We must DESTROY MARIO!

Luigi: AND DO IT WELL!

Yoshi: $$&#%^#%*^#%*^#*^%#&%!

(Meanwhile in Toad Town)

(Kamek is on a porch on a rocking chair when he receives a strange vision)

Kamek: Uh oh……

(At Bowser's Castle, Kammy, head of the Magikoopas, is cleaning)

Kammy: Those kids really trash this castle. (Scraping toxic waste off the wall)

(Kamek calls Kammy)

Kammy: What Kamek? I'm busy here.

Kamek: (on phone) fzzz…KAMMY! Fzzzz….Tell master Bowse…fzzzz…that Peach, Luigi & Yoshi….fzzz…are….fzzzzzzzzzz. (Phone goes out)

(At the Cell-Phone company)

Luigi: Darn, Mario isn't here either!

Peach: With the building destroyed, that is one less place for Mario to hide!

Yoshi: You said it!

Luigi, Peach, & Yoshi: (at same time) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Back at where Kamek is)

Kamek: We are in grave danger.

(Back at Bowser's Castle, Kammy comes up to Bowser, who is trying to shut off Iggy & Ludwig's Machine thingy)

Kammy: Master Bowser! Kamek called & said something important, but the phone went out, and I can't tell you what he needed to tell you.

Bowser: So? (The machine squirts gasoline on him)

Kammy: That means that….

SFX: RUMBLE!!!!!!

Kammy: ……that could happen.

(Luigi, Peach, & Yoshi bust in the castle)

Bowser: What are you doing here?

Luigi: We need your army to destroy Mario.

Peach: And you are going to fork over your army NOW!

Yoshi: Or we will use force.

Bowser: What is the worst you can do?
(5 minutes later, Bowser & the Koopa Kids are kicked out of the castle)

Bowser: I have to see Kamek.

(At the place where Kamek is)

Kamek: Bowser, leave your kids here, after that, head to Wario's Castle, then fall asleep, only then will you be able to stop Luigi, Peach, & Yoshi (breathes for air) they will stop at nothing to destroy Mario. Even if that means destroying the world & everyone on it.

Bowser: Is that a riddle?

Kamek: Unless you figure it out, the world as we know it will end.

(At the top of previously Bowser's Castle)

Luigi, Peach, & Yoshi: NOW TROOPS COMMENCE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

To be continued...