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Mario's GuildEpisode One Setting: Mario's guild headquarters (aka his basement) Mario: I call this guild to order! Luigi: *raises hand* Mario: Yes Luigi: Why am I the only one here? Mario: um.... a dirty water supply? okay, I forgot to invite people. Luigi: But, Saumas is making her famous cookies, and Falco and Fox were going to bring the board game I'm addicted to. Mario's Mom: HON!!!!!!!!! IT'S PEACH!!!!!!!! SHE'S ON THE PHONE!!!!!!! Mario: *Goes up the stairs and grabs phone* h'lo? Peach: HI, I got five tickets to the carnival, want to come? Mario: Who's going? Peach: Me, You, Luigi, Daisy and Bowser of course. Mario: What about Toad? Peach He's sick. Do you want to come? Mario: On one condition. Peach: which is.... Mario: You join my guild. Peach: okay, whoops! my mom needs the phone, bye! Mario: Bye! *hangs up* Luigi: What was that about? Mario: We are going to the amusement park! Luigi: Yay! Episode Two Setting: Amusement park Mario: Were goin to the amusement park! Luigi: Where is it? Mario: *Looks at Luigi and not the road* (he's driving, y'know) It should be right here... Captain Falcons Car: BEEEEP! Mario: Oops..... Luigi: That's not any amusement park I've ever seen. Bowser: * Get's out* Geez.... it stinks!!!! Peach: *Get's out* your right! I got ripped off! Daisy:*get's out* Even yoshi's notdone tree house is better! Luigi: *Get's out and makes a face* grashius Mario: *get's out* This isn't cool. Captain Falcon: *get's out of his car* It isn't good at all. SFX: *Wolves Howl* Every one stood there for a minute and then.. Captain Falcon: (Screaming) I WANT MY COINS BACK! Mario: *get's back in drivers' seat* get in everyone. All (except captain falcon): *get in* this rots! Mario: WAIT! Captain, will you join my guild? Captain Falcon: Sure! I'll follow you there! Mario: Grand! See you there! Episode Three Setting: In the car Mario: Wow, Luigi, you really blew it this time! Luigi: What was that? Daisy: Yeah, what was that? Mario: You heard me. Peach: Mario.. um.. Bowser: uh.. yeah.. Mario... Peach: Are you copying me?!/ Bowser: No, I'm- Peach: I thought you agreed to be good in this movie! Bowser: I did! Peach: Well,your copying me! Every body argues, until 3:30 P.M. when every one get's into the guild Setting: Mario's Basement (Guild Headquarters) Mario: Well, it's true that you did that! Luigi: At least I didn't have to change my pants in second grade! Mario: That never happened! C. Flacon: Oh! That's a dis! Mario: Hey! Peach: Boy's these days.... *sigh* C. Falcon: Hey! What's that mean! Daisy: Case in point. He thinks he knows about disses! Mario and Luigi: (together) Hahahahaha C.Falcon: Oh, so now your ganging up on me! Saumas: *walks down the stairs* Hey. Everyone: HI SAUMAS! Bowser: *walks down* Hia guys, Hey Saumas. Everyone: HI BOWSER! Saumas I brought cookies! Everyone: Yay! They all stopeed arguing and debated over cookies until 7:00 Mario: Thanks Saumas! Episode Four Setting: Mario's Guild headquarters. Mario: Yup... that's 50 names. and who votes for... Luigi: Theres 1 vote for each. Mario: I didn't vote... I vote for... Mushroom palace! Toad: Hey! I put that in! Mario: Congratulations. Sonic: Docters taste good Mario: How do you know this? Sonic: I've tried one. Tails: Please excuse him. He had a little too much beer. Knuckles: His brain is bad when this happens. He doesn't really eat doctors. Saumas: Yeah. I saw him at the doctors office. His doctor came out fine. Wario: I was there too! Are you sure... cause I think that Doctor only had one ear. Mario: Quiet down! Here's the main council: 1. Me 2. Luigi 3. Bowser 4. Peach 5. C. Falcon 6. Link 7. Daisy The end of this story, P.S., I'll be sending them form tristanjim88@aim.com from now on, K? bye! Episode Five Setting: Guild headquarters. C. Falcon: I hate the name. C. Falcon leaves. D.K.: I hate these cookies. D.K. leaves Eventually everybody but Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Bowser. Bowser: Well this stinks. Bowser leaves Peach: I'm sorry Mario Peach leaves. Mario: I call this guild to order! Luigi: *raises hand* Mario: Yes. Luigi: Why am I the only one here? Mario: ... dirty water supply? THE END |
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